Texts From Last Night · kap_pdx9's Favorites

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(406): View more from Montana

I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.

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(315): View more from New York

You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day

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(207): View more from Maine

I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.

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(210): View more from Texas

Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.

(936): View more from Texas

As you should.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.

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