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I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men

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(515): View more from Iowa

It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.

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(231): View more from Michigan

you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.

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I'm watching ellen!

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just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.

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(407): View more from Florida

I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...

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