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I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance

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(347): View more from New York

in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him

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So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward

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and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"

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So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button

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He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too

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please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow

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(816): View more from Missouri

He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.

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