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(925): View more from California

she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"

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(614): View more from Ohio

It's never too late to be topless.

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(512): View more from Texas

did you find a tooth?

(254): View more from Texas

did you lose one?

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".

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(917): View more from New York City

you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.

(720): View more from Colorado

ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...

(917): View more from New York City

no it doesn't.

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(907): View more from Alaska

You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.

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(248): View more from Michigan

absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess

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(859): View more from Kentucky

I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/

(973): View more from New Jersey

Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.

(859): View more from Kentucky

Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?

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