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Hungover. No words. Just memes.

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She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.

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Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.

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Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do

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I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.

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While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real

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*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*

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I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.

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......how on earth do you do that?

(425): View more from Washington

NINJAAAA

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