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(919): View more from North Carolina

Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.

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(330): View more from Ohio

All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.

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(509): View more from Washington

My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.

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(253): View more from Washington

I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.

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(905): View more from Ontario

Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

it's a girl!!

(614): View more from Ohio

That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick

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