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wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"

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After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"

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Oh my god I found my bf's erotica

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OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.

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OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.

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(937): View more from Ohio

honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman

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(510): View more from California

But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.

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She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.

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Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"

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