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(626): View more from California

He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.

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(702): View more from Nevada

She's never allowed to turn 21 again

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(256): View more from Alabama

I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.

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(713): View more from Texas

Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.

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(512): View more from Texas

Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Ppl just aren't as funny as we are

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(904): View more from Florida

I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition

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