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They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.

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(314): View more from Missouri

The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night

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no, that is not a typo

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i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm

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(518): View more from New York

im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her

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Clearly I went along with it

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.

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