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(651): View more from Minnesota

I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.

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(845): View more from New York

all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed

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(803): View more from South Carolina

and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.

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(770): View more from Georgia

my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad

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(301): View more from Maryland

you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.

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(713): View more from Texas

We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.

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