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he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them

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(912): View more from Georgia

It's not kidnapping if it's romantic

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(225): View more from Louisiana

Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas

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(716): View more from New York

Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!

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(952): View more from Minnesota

I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak

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(410): View more from Maryland

he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.

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(972): View more from Texas

the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.

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