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Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship

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Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.

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so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.

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normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me

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OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT

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COME TO THE BLANKET FORT

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She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"

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It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.

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The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.

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