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(979): View more from Texas

his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.

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(240): View more from Maryland

One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.

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(815): View more from Illinois

ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt

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(707): View more from California

You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"

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(440): View more from Ohio

omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had

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(602): View more from Arizona

I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.

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