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(860): View more from Connecticut

what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?

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(+31): View more from The Netherlands

No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.

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(770): View more from Georgia

Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???

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(701): View more from North Dakota

There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops

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(301): View more from Maryland

Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.

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(765): View more from Indiana

He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.

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(410): View more from Maryland

we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier

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