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(208): View more from Idaho

She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"

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(763): View more from Minnesota

there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.

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(916): View more from California

Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?

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(949): View more from California

The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.

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(404): View more from Georgia

Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.

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(512): View more from Texas

why does the wii remote smell like your vag?

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(734): View more from Michigan

How was the bike ride?

(1-734): View more from Michigan

Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.

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(714): View more from California

i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..

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