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(919): View more from North Carolina

I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011

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(312): View more from Illinois

the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.

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(404): View more from Georgia

standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.

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(713): View more from Texas

I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.

(512): View more from Texas

babe, don't say it like that!

(713): View more from Texas

I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.

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(931): View more from Tennessee

my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.

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(940): View more from Texas

She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.

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