Last Night in New York (646)

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  it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there

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  we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..

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  you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.

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  nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..

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  Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.

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  You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.

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  I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing

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  How are you going to be there by 9am?

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  Relax I always go to these conferences hung over

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  You say that like it's a positive quality

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  i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation

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  I gave up sex for lent.

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  I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.

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  We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday

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  mom would be proud

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  lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact

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  in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life

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  My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.

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  You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.

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  jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times

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