I'm going to jail i love you
Send us your Text From Last Night!
I accidentally had phone sex last night
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
