omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
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I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
