I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Send us your Text From Last Night!
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
She is in my trunk
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
