i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Send us your Text From Last Night!
My nipple is on Facebook.
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
She's JV to your varsity
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
I'm pants shitting drunk right now
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
