Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Send us your Text From Last Night!
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
My friends, they love my intelligence
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I want to stick my p in your. b.
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
