ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Send us your Text From Last Night!
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I wish my penis had an off switch
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
how can u be prego again
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
