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Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I wannas sexs uuuuu
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
