there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Send us your Text From Last Night!
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn