God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
Send us your Text From Last Night!
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
