This is not my ceiling
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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