clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
