By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Well I just put wine in my tea
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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