If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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