I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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