i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I need to sanitize my soul.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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