love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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