Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
Randomize
