I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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