But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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