So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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