i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Its about making memories worth repressing
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Randomize
