genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
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