I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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