Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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