And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
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