I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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