do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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