He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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