Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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