I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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