Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Couch. On fire.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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