If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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