What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
i may or may not be watching the land before time
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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